Free Paris Hilton fan letter rebuttal

Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 Days.

It's one of those days when you know that God exist and he is fair.

But of course, Paris fans aren't taking it and they're actually trying to send Gov Arnold Schwarzenneger with a letter, which can be seen in Paris' myspace page. The content is just ridiculous and I just can't resist taking a dig:

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:
Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California.

I grew up on Arnold movies too. But really, stop trying to kiss ass here. Seriously, did you watch Batman & Robin? and a great job in the great state of California? whoa, kiss ass hyperbole here.

Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

Well, let's see... a sleazy reality TV show, an attempt to hide the sucky horror remake by referring to the original. Most importantly, let's not forget the immortal internet Sex Video tape appropriately titled "One Night in Paris" which has inspired many internet porn thespians.

... countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. ... Singer/actress Brandy Norwood’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulted in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and a woman is now dead possibly due to her reckless driving.

Precisely, since all these celebrities have walked away scot free, it's time to put a stop to it and if Paris Hilton would be the first to be punished, then SO BE IT.

Besides, let's look at some names there: Nick Nolte is an acclaimed Academy Award Nominated actor. Mel Gibson, as regrettable as his recent racist outbursts may be, is one of the finest oscar winning actor/filmmaker working today with quality and well-known works ranging from Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, Braveheart and Passion of the Christ. Even Brandy has won a Grammy and besides, Brandy is actually currently liable for vehicular manslaughter charges, which is worse than what Paris is facing.

and what is Paris' achievements? One night in Paris? "Worst Supporting Actress" Razzie for "House of Wax"?

I'm not saying some drunk drivers should be excused. but if you can excuse any of the names above, who would you choose? you decide.

In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.

I won't argue with this one. it speaks for itself. however, I just want to remind Paris fans that Arnold is the governor who wouldn't pardon Stan "Tookie" Williams last year despite the popular calls to do so. What makes you think he would pardon Paris? and what would the state of California think if he does that?

To Arnold, I just have one request, please put back funding to education. Maybe if more californians are educated, you won't receive these kind of silly letters ever again.